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Dear Diary...

23/11/2309

Day Two of being a Small Electric Rodent

Spent two hours writing an email to my boss this morning with no spelling mistakes in it pretending I was sick (God bless Microsoft Word and its spellcheck). Accidentally shocked myself in the shower today. And I blew another lightbulb under the power of my own electricity. That takes the count up to three (3). FML.

... So, that was my day. How was it for everyone else?

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Yeah, yeah, I know.

So you'd really be able to get down here, huh?

Totally, if you need the help!

Well it might be handy for not blowing any more lights up, at least.

And I can type stuff, too!

So what you're saying is that I get my own personal secretary? [He's clearly amused] I'm a very spoiled electric mouse.

Why not? You're my friend, and plus you're totally cute right now!

[deadpan] I'm like a stuffed toy with over 1000 volts of electricity packed inside me, what's not to like.

Just don't shock me, okay?

I'll do my best.

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