Dear Diary...

[not_that_lockon]

23/11/2309

Day Two of being a Small Electric Rodent

Spent two hours writing an email to my boss this morning with no spelling mistakes in it pretending I was sick (God bless Microsoft Word and its spellcheck). Accidentally shocked myself in the shower today. And I blew another lightbulb under the power of my own electricity. That takes the count up to three (3). FML.

... So, that was my day. How was it for everyone else?

Comments

[trinities]

If you need help, you can always ask someone, you know!

[video because that up there took him ages to type, THAT'S HOW BORED HE WAS :'D]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Aren't you up in space or something?

LMFAO

[trinities]

I'm sure my boyfriend could just pop me right down! He can teleport, you know.

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[leans on his paws] So your boyfriend's a teleporting catboy? This place just gets better and better.

[trinities]

Yep! He's a demon, actually. Except he's the good kind who takes care of me and not the bad kind that goes around killing people. That's all far behind him!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[gives her the sort of look that would usually be his raised eyebrow look] I'll take your word for it.

[trinities]

Don't worry, I wouldn't ever hang around anyone unsafe!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

So you'd really be able to get down here, huh?

[trinities]

Totally, if you need the help!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Well it might be handy for not blowing any more lights up, at least.

[trinities]

And I can type stuff, too!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that I get my own personal secretary? [He's clearly amused] I'm a very spoiled electric mouse.

[trinities]

Why not? You're my friend, and plus you're totally cute right now!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[deadpan] I'm like a stuffed toy with over 1000 volts of electricity packed inside me, what's not to like.

[trinities]

Just don't shock me, okay?

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best.

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

i remwember thawyt on3

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Huh. Seems I've actually got it pretty easy.

Guess you were hit by this last time round, huh? What sort of mutant animal did you end up being?

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

yeah/.

notrhiong, i wae sa trwainert.

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean like that Yuffie girl from earlier who was determined to add me to her collection?

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

yresah/ you shouuyld nbre vcsareful

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

I reckon I've got enough electricity in me to knock someone out, so if anyone gets any ideas, they're in for a shock.

[video]

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

,...

thgat's goosd, io guressd

[lunaticjester.livejournal.com]

Oh, is this another one of those delightful viruses?

Anyway, yeah, you're probably better off not getting wet until it wears off. And be careful with lightbulbs! They really hold grudges!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Looks like it, yeah.

[sounding amused] Lightbulbs hold grudges, huh?

Re: [video]

[lunaticjester.livejournal.com]

Neat!

Yes, they do! At least, that's what I've been told!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Who told you something like that?

[lunaticjester.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine.

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an interesting guy.

backdated, sorry for late-ness!

[lunaticjester.livejournal.com]

He can be.