Dear Diary...

[not_that_lockon]

23/11/2309

Day Two of being a Small Electric Rodent

Spent two hours writing an email to my boss this morning with no spelling mistakes in it pretending I was sick (God bless Microsoft Word and its spellcheck). Accidentally shocked myself in the shower today. And I blew another lightbulb under the power of my own electricity. That takes the count up to three (3). FML.

... So, that was my day. How was it for everyone else?

Comments

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[leans on his paws] So your boyfriend's a teleporting catboy? This place just gets better and better.

[trinities]

Yep! He's a demon, actually. Except he's the good kind who takes care of me and not the bad kind that goes around killing people. That's all far behind him!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[gives her the sort of look that would usually be his raised eyebrow look] I'll take your word for it.

[trinities]

Don't worry, I wouldn't ever hang around anyone unsafe!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

So you'd really be able to get down here, huh?

[trinities]

Totally, if you need the help!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Well it might be handy for not blowing any more lights up, at least.

[trinities]

And I can type stuff, too!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that I get my own personal secretary? [He's clearly amused] I'm a very spoiled electric mouse.

[trinities]

Why not? You're my friend, and plus you're totally cute right now!

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

[deadpan] I'm like a stuffed toy with over 1000 volts of electricity packed inside me, what's not to like.

[trinities]

Just don't shock me, okay?

[video]

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best.