Lyle Dylandy (
not_that_lockon) wrote2009-06-02 02:05 pm
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[Well, some time during his previous wanderings in the forest Lyle happened to come across a dagger and he's now sitting pretty in some get-up that looks a little like this. He's also since discovered that he's suddenly a lot more agile - which explains why he's now sitting comfortably in the branches of one of the trees.
... or at least, he was until a group of archers suddenly started shooting at him, almost making him tumble from the tree in surprise. And they don't look very friendly.]
What the hell--?!
[okay, better plan. He'll just be shimmying down this tree really fast now and running away, with the sphere happily recording every detail of this misadventure. There is no shame in running from a group of archers when you are one man with a dagger!]
Okay, the running from people I've done before, but they didn't have arrows. [As if to illustrate his point, one of the aforementioned arrows whooshes over his right shoulder. Yep, he'll just be running until he finds a place to lose them or he finds something in these new clothes that'll help him get out of this situation!]
... or at least, he was until a group of archers suddenly started shooting at him, almost making him tumble from the tree in surprise. And they don't look very friendly.]
What the hell--?!
[okay, better plan. He'll just be shimmying down this tree really fast now and running away, with the sphere happily recording every detail of this misadventure. There is no shame in running from a group of archers when you are one man with a dagger!]
Okay, the running from people I've done before, but they didn't have arrows. [As if to illustrate his point, one of the aforementioned arrows whooshes over his right shoulder. Yep, he'll just be running until he finds a place to lose them or he finds something in these new clothes that'll help him get out of this situation!]
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[Well if it is, Lyle certainly hasn't noticed it. Oh dear~]
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H-hey! Put me down!
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Hey! [But that's about as far as he gets before the tree bends down and scoops him up as well, taking most of his breath with him.]
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Look, er... we didn't mean to invade your forest, but just put us down and we'll leave.
[The tree didn't seem to listen to him as it started moving back out the way they had come in, back towards the mad archers.]
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I don't think he's listening, Neil. [there's a pause, and then he adds as an afterthought] Or she. [How the hell is he supposed to tell if the tree's male or female?!]
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What do you think it's going to do?
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I dunno, but as long as this doesn't end with either of us getting squashed or shot, I'll consider it a success. [he doesn't mention that he remembers that people in the film got squashed at some point by these giant trees. :|;;;]
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...I guess that answers that.
((Why am I not sleeping yet? lol, fail))
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[the branch holding him suddenly drops and gently deposits him on the ground]
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[He doesn't get a chance to finish that question as the tree puts him down quite suddenly as well with a small rumble that might just pass for laughter]
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[at first, nothing happens, but then the tree leans down again and extends a branch to him, which he takes awkwardly and shakes]
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So, uh... can you talk?
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...Hello.
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So... what now?
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[walks off towards one of the nearby towns along the forest's edge]
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[still follows the forest for a bit]
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Huh. Would you look at that.
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